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Rednecks

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A idiotic group of individuals, usually from rural America, who are usually very Conservative and racist. Poorly educated people who are usually very religious and follow the Bible to the letter.

This species of appalachian ape, native to eastern North America, is renowned as the only species of primate to own more firearms collectively than the entirety of mankind, to which they are distantly related. Their famed red necks, from which they derive their name are a mating display which inflames during the mating season, lasting from January to late December. Rituals and displays intended to attract mates involve baring their corpulent stomachs to demonstrate how well fed they are, copious drinking, banjo playing, and a quaint ceremony known as a "lynching".

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